1 00:00:21,978 --> 00:00:23,197 'You know, it was nice of Getraer' 2 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:25,373 'to give us this coast beat.' 3 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:27,070 'Yeah, I guess there is a heart of silk' 4 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:29,333 'underneath that layer of granite.' 5 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:32,510 Just think, fresh air, clear skies, blue water 6 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:34,904 'and our motors, of course.' 7 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:38,299 You know, Ponch, the best things in life are free. 8 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:41,737 Free? It costs 25 cents to cross this bridge. 9 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:44,044 That's highway robbery. 10 00:00:57,144 --> 00:01:00,147 Right on time, Gary. Right on time. 11 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:14,596 What are you do.. What are you doing? 12 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:16,902 What does it look like I'm doing, pal? 13 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:19,731 Let's get out of here. 14 00:01:19,775 --> 00:01:21,907 Somebody help me! They robbed me. 15 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:24,954 Help me! They robbed me! 16 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:29,611 Can you call the cops or something? 17 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:31,134 I can't. There isn't a phone. 18 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:32,309 What do we got going? 19 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:34,964 Alright! 20 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:43,407 I wonder what happened. 21 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:45,105 I think I'll go check out Andretti. 22 00:02:46,949 --> 00:02:48,777 There were two of them, they over there in the car-- 23 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,257 - Here's the keys. - Great. 24 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,172 They just attacked the poor man over there. 25 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,261 They were sitting over there for about 10 minutes. 26 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:56,088 No, it was more like 15. 27 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:59,048 - One of them had blond hair. - They both have blond hair. 28 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:01,572 - They jumped out of nowhere. - The car was green. 29 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:03,313 And they just grabbed these two cases-- 30 00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:05,402 Alright! Enough. Please. 31 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:06,925 I'll just talk to the victim. 32 00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:13,165 You wanna tell me what happened here, please. 33 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:15,298 What happened? They robbed me. That's what happened. 34 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:17,996 Took over $100,000 worth of precious stones. 35 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,259 You mean, the sports car? 36 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:21,217 Yeah, some guy jumps in the car 37 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,871 pushes me in the face. 38 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:24,264 Good, then you could probably identify 39 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,482 him if you saw him again. 40 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:27,049 No. 41 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:34,143 Ladies... 42 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:39,627 Ladies, would you mind getting back in the booths 43 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:42,151 so we can get the traffic flowing, please? 44 00:04:42,194 --> 00:04:44,327 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Yeah, okay. 45 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:45,633 Thank you. 46 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:47,939 - What about me? - Uh... 47 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,506 The Sheriff's Department will probably wanna talk to you. 48 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,421 Uh, they'll be here shortly. 49 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:53,162 Uh.. 50 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:55,382 Could you move the car over to the side of the road, please? 51 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:58,646 Thanks a lot. 52 00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:00,387 Thank you, sir. 53 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:07,307 Excuse me, sir. 54 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:10,266 Um, that'll be 25 cents, please. 55 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:22,539 Hey, I tell you that guy must have trained at Daytona. 56 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:24,846 Looked more like Grand Prix to me. 57 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:26,978 I ran the plates and they're hot. 58 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:29,459 - LASOs been advised. - Alright. 59 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,897 Here he comes now. 60 00:05:32,941 --> 00:05:35,030 Thanks, guys. 61 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:36,510 Uh, we've got a broadcast out. 62 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:38,294 'And here's the victim's and witness information' 63 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,948 'and where you could reach us.' 64 00:05:39,991 --> 00:05:42,690 Yeah, we got some units looking after the suspects. 65 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:43,952 Thanks again, guys. 66 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,521 Man, do you believe that? 67 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:52,439 That dude got hit for $100,000 of precious stones. 68 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:57,661 Whoo! Hey, uh, we're supposed to be at PM briefing, uh.. 69 00:05:57,705 --> 00:06:00,882 You think you got enough tread left to make it? 70 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:41,417 We better get moving. 71 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,898 Last thing I wanna do is to be late for another briefing. 72 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:52,776 - Hey, come on, will ya? - What? 73 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:54,822 You don't have to write your report out here. 74 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:59,087 Oh, uh, oh, yeah, yeah. 75 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:05,180 It's that time of year, fellas. 76 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:08,792 Uh, the fire conditions are extremely hazardous. 77 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:10,185 'Hi, guys.' 78 00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:11,752 Oh, hi, sarge. Uh, sorry we're late. 79 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:13,754 It was for a good cause, a 211. 80 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:15,059 'Well, we'll talk about it.' 81 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:16,757 Now, would you care to have a seat 82 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,281 or are you gonna wait for an usher? 83 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:21,065 'Now, as I was saying' 84 00:08:21,109 --> 00:08:23,415 'the fire conditions are extremely hazardous.' 85 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:26,462 'Particularly, on the Golden State near Newhall.' 86 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,769 And that stretch along the San Diego Freeway 87 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:30,597 north of the Sepulveda Pass. 88 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,295 'So keep an eye out for any smoldering underbrush' 89 00:08:33,338 --> 00:08:35,036 'and don't be afraid to stop anybody' 90 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:36,820 'who, uh, discards a lit cigarette.' 91 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,996 Now, from the Sheriff's Department, uh 92 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:41,564 There was a robbery at the St. Vincent Thomas Bridge 93 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,566 tollbooths down in San Vista. 94 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,916 A civilian jewelry dealer was ripped off. 95 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:49,441 Uh, Baker and Poncherello were 10-97 location 96 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:50,791 'just after the bandits made off' 97 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:53,358 'with over $100,000 worth of jewels.' 98 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:55,883 Uh, there were two men using a fast sports car 99 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,885 identified as a Jaguar. 100 00:08:57,928 --> 00:08:59,669 'Uh, Baker gave pursuit' 101 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:02,237 'but they managed to slip away down in the Marina Area.' 102 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,761 Uh, turned out the car was stolen. 103 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:11,420 Baker, you don't have to take this down, you were there. 104 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:15,685 Baker? 105 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:19,210 Oh, uh, yeah, I was just, uh.. 106 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:20,951 So I don't forget it, sarge. 107 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:22,779 'Alright, men, fasten your seat belts' 108 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:24,868 and, uh, drive safely. 109 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:29,612 Come on, let's go. 110 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,092 Yeah, just a minute. 111 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,835 Hey, what's with all the writing? 112 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:37,011 Uh, just catching up on my mail, alright? 113 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:40,101 What, your usual stack of, uh, Dear John letters, huh? 114 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:43,104 'Attention, South End Harbor units, you have an 11-82 PCH' 115 00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:45,802 'at Palos Verdes Boulevard involving a produce truck.' 116 00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:48,152 Hey, that's us. Let's hit it. Come on. 117 00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:50,851 Hey, uh, Fritz, tell dispatch we're on our way, alright? 118 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,983 Alright. 119 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,969 'Okay, I'll be with you in just a minute.' 120 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,625 'Just hang on there, I'll be right with you.' 121 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:26,800 You okay? 122 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:28,410 I don't know. 123 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:29,672 'Are you hurt?' 124 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:30,934 I don't know. 125 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,632 Do you know what happened here? 126 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,546 Well.. 127 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:37,549 I was having a good ride, and-and.. 128 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,247 And I guess I had a blowout or somethin' 129 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,857 'cause next thing I know 130 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:42,816 'I'm wrestling with the steering wheel and..' 131 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:45,253 'And doing a 180, and..' 132 00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:47,864 I mean, it was a bum trip, I mean, you know what I mean? 133 00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:50,911 Yeah. Yeah, I really feel for you. 134 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:52,695 Had a few myself. 135 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,306 Uh, you think you can make it out of the cab? 136 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:57,744 Yeah, I think so. 137 00:10:57,787 --> 00:11:00,572 Alright. I'll help you out. 138 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:03,575 'That's it. Come on, keep it moving.' 139 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:04,794 'Keep this lane clear.' 140 00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:06,361 'Come on, this way.' 141 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,799 There's my problem. 142 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:15,109 Whew, that's a lot of onions. 143 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,546 About 3000 pounds of 'em. 144 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,390 Ah. 145 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,699 Is he okay? Yeah, he's fine. 146 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,881 Hey, don't take it so hard, Jon. 147 00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:50,579 You know there's worse duty than this, you know. 148 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:53,843 'You could have Getraer for a partner.' 149 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,584 No, no. 150 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:57,978 Kid couldn't make it without you, Ponch. 151 00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,371 Yeah, I know how you feel. 152 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:03,766 And I want you to know that you're the best partner 153 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,855 a buddy could ask for. 154 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:14,342 Okay, hold up there. 155 00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:17,475 There we go. 156 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:20,565 Ah, what's the, uh, story here, guys? 157 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,132 It's a sad one, sarge. 158 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:23,699 Onions. 159 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,006 Yeah, nice, fresh yellow ones. 160 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:28,922 Yeah, well, uh, let's make sure it has a happy ending, huh? 161 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,489 Hey, no problem, sarge. 162 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,622 I'll get the truck moving. 163 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,493 You're always thinking, Frank. 164 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:36,756 Argh. 165 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,366 Boy, did you call Caltrans? 166 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,020 Yeah, Fritz and, uh... 167 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:42,544 ...Baricza, they're on their way. 168 00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:44,024 Hold it there! 169 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,765 Good. 170 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,854 Could I.. Do you have a handkerchief, huh? 171 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,333 Huh? Yeah. 172 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:51,031 Uh, no, that's alright. 173 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,249 Oh, sorry. 174 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,655 Sir? 175 00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,657 We got to get your truck off the road. 176 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,398 I'll stop traffic and tell you what to do, okay? 177 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:11,791 Okay. 178 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,533 '15-1, Mary 1' 179 00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,013 '11-24, number one lane' 180 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,059 'northbound Pasadena Freeway, south of--' 181 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:22,279 Alright, now. Back it up a little. Come on. 182 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,980 No, hold it, hold it, hold it. 183 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,242 That's not gonna work. 184 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,940 Take it forward now, okay? Slow. 185 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,772 Hey, wait, wait! Wait a minute. Hey, stop! 186 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,861 'Wait a minute! What are you doing?' 187 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,559 Stop! Hey, mister, stop it! 188 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,810 Ponch did say slow. 189 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:26,039 'H-hey, come on. Stay downwind of me.' 190 00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:28,606 Hey, what happened to all that buddy-buddy stuff? 191 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,347 Yeah, that was before you got sprayed. 192 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:31,871 Okay, be that way. 193 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,698 I'll get a job in a French restaurant. 194 00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:35,744 Uh-oh. 195 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,843 Hey, that was Mrs. Downey's car, wasn't it? 196 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,889 Yeah. Every shiny inch. 197 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,935 Come on, I wanna get this stuff off, huh? 198 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,589 I wanna change. Let's go. 199 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,591 Okay. 200 00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:59,333 - And, uh, take a shower? - Eh. 201 00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:05,339 - Uh, pay attention, please. - Yes, ma'am. 202 00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,080 You see, I haven't got all day. 203 00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,343 I can't stay here. Yes, ma'am. 204 00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:10,605 Oh! 205 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,085 There you are. 206 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,913 And it's about time you got here. 207 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,437 You bet. How's it doin', Mrs. Downey? 208 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,353 Do you know, I've been waiting for you for over an hour? 209 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:22,008 - Yes, I want you to fix this. - Oh, well.. 210 00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,141 Excuse me a minute, Barkley. 211 00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:26,838 Mrs. Downey, if I talk you over here a minute. 212 00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:30,364 - Yes, I want you to fix it. - Listen, wait a minute. Fix it? 213 00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:31,843 Yes, just fix it. 214 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,454 You're to pay off some turkey 215 00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:36,761 so it won't show up on my good driving record. 216 00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,328 Oh, Mrs. Downey, wait a minute. 217 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,591 I mean, my partner and I-I mean-- 218 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:43,203 It's that terrible Officer Poncha-rib 219 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,900 or something like that. 220 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,511 - Yeah, yeah. He did that. - Listen, look at that. 221 00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,035 This is nothing more than a parking ticket. 222 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,601 A $2 parking ticket 223 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,299 and if you just take it down there, they would-- 224 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,605 Yeah. The money isn't the point. 225 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,912 I'm a law-abiding citizen. 226 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,783 I didn't mean to insult you about money. 227 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,481 It's just that, see, this is not our department. 228 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,178 This is LAPD. The police department. 229 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,702 We're California Highway Patrol. Remember, the off-ramp? 230 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:07,967 You're all friends. You're all in cahoots. 231 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,969 Sure, we are, we're all in cahoots-- 232 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,449 'Yes, I-I, I thought so.' 233 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,408 Well, we're not in cahoots. 234 00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:17,019 Oh, if my third husband were alive today, 235 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,716 I wouldn't be here now. 236 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,371 You see, he used to get things fixed lickety-split 237 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,025 'just like that.' 238 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:26,507 Wait a minute. You know what, you're exactly right. 239 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,683 I'll take care of this for you, Mrs. Downey. 240 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,554 I'll get it taken care of right away. 241 00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:31,816 That's better. 242 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,036 I knew you'd do the right thing. 243 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,430 You see, you're a good flatfoot. 244 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:38,040 Sure. 245 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,607 Flatfoot? 246 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,478 Now, come with me, come along. 247 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,306 No nonsense. Come along. Hurry up. 248 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:46,875 We better get busy. Come along now. Come along. Don't argue. 249 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:49,312 There, that's fine. Alright. 250 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,097 There's the door now. One more step. 251 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,576 One more step. That's about it. 252 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,057 - There we go. - There we are. Okay. 253 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,580 'Now, drive carefully, Mrs. Downey.' 254 00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:59,322 Oh, there's no reason to bother about me. 255 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:02,673 I've been driving for 70 years without a scratch. 256 00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:05,067 Yeah, I could tell by the, uh.. 257 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,330 By the car, it's such a nice car. 258 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,810 Now, scoot on in. 259 00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,246 Oh, it's a beauty 260 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,031 - And I drive it so carefully. - Yeah. 261 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:16,165 Have a cookie. Hot. They're fresh. 262 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,385 Oh, well, thank you. 263 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,865 Hold this for a minute, and I'll get one. 264 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,215 There. Thank you. 265 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:26,132 Oh, hey. My favorite, chocolate chip. 266 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,351 Oh, really. And you're CHP. 267 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,484 Yeah. Have a chippie, Chippie. 268 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,012 You dig it? 269 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:39,971 Oh, yeah, I dig it. 270 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,213 There. I'm good as new. 271 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,649 Hey, what's that? 272 00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,347 Oh, that's a park for Mrs. Downey. 273 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,523 She asked me if I'd take care of it. 274 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,177 - Well, are you? - Sure. 275 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,355 Well, I'm gonna pay for it. I mean, that's better 276 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,574 than trying to explain to her why she should, right? 277 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,186 Besides, uh, she makes good cookies. 278 00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,799 Hey, that's good. 279 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,366 Well, we all got our price. 280 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,150 Uh-huh. 281 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,327 Hey, what's with these books? 282 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,590 - Are you collecting them? - No. 283 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,940 Then, what are you doing with them? 284 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,246 Let me see! 285 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,248 Come on, hey, people do read, okay? 286 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:42,251 Hey, "Blue Knight," "The New Centurions." 287 00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:43,948 The Joseph Wambaugh fan, huh? 288 00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,168 That's right, he's a terrific writer, okay? 289 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,648 Hey, what's the matter? 290 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:50,303 Don't you get enough cops and robbers all day long? 291 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:55,134 Ponch, come on, he's a cop. He's one of us, okay? 292 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,005 I mean, here's a guy, in his own spare time 293 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,702 he's writing about his personal experiences. 294 00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,226 'Things that have happened to him' 295 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:03,577 'things he's seen, people he's worked with..' 296 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:06,580 Ponch, this is what a cop is, from the gut level, okay? 297 00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:08,103 The gut level. 298 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,804 Besides, he became famous and he's rich. 299 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,328 Well, I'll wait for the movie to come out. 300 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,243 You sound like his agent. 301 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,462 The movie? They're making movies on the thing. 302 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,029 I mean, they're playing right now, Downtown-- 303 00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:23,336 Then, I'll wait till it comes on television. 304 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,207 If my set ever gets fixed. Oh, hey.. 305 00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,644 Uh, hey, Jon. 306 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:30,212 You think I could come over and bring my TV sets so that-- 307 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,301 Oh, yeah, sure, Ponch, just bring it by anytime. 308 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,695 We'll check out the tubes and everything, okay? 309 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,000 Okay, will do. 310 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,828 Okay, anytime. 311 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:48,578 Okay, ma'am, the tow truck will be here in just a minute. 312 00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,190 Hey, Jon. 313 00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,997 LA 15-7, Mary 3 and 4. 314 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,652 We have a multiple southbound Hollywood and Belmont. 315 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,915 'Request assistance and an ambulance.' 316 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,022 I'll check over here. 317 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,027 - Hey, are you okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 318 00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:32,595 - Everybody okay over here? - Yeah, everybody's okay. 319 00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:35,598 I want you to step off the freeway here on the shoulder. 320 00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:37,426 Okay, thank you. Please walk down the freeway. 321 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,341 And stay on the left to the shoulder. 322 00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:42,692 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm alright. 323 00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,781 This guy here, he cut into my lane. 324 00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:47,697 Walk down the shoulder of the freeway. Stay on the shoulder. 325 00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:50,178 Hey, hey! Please help! Get me out of here. 326 00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:53,137 - Try the window. - I did. 327 00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:56,227 They're broken. No power. Now, get me out of here. 328 00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:58,621 Try and calm yourself. We'll have you out of here right away. 329 00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:01,363 - Just hang on a minute. - No, no, I can't. 330 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:02,973 Now, get me out of here. 331 00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:06,150 Come on, come on. Come on. 332 00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,419 Come on. 333 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,944 Hey, Barry, you wanna take this traffic control? 334 00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:18,380 I'll check out with Ponch, alright? 335 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:21,035 Alright. Got it. Let's go. 336 00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:23,254 Hey, mister, don't panic. We'll have you out in a minute. 337 00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:25,605 I told you I can't wait, don't you understand? 338 00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:28,085 - Why not? - There's a bomb in my car. 339 00:22:28,129 --> 00:22:29,652 - What? - A bomb! 340 00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:31,828 - You're kidding! - No, I ain't! 341 00:22:34,744 --> 00:22:36,050 He ain't. 342 00:22:37,486 --> 00:22:40,271 Okay, slide over and cover your eyes, alright? 343 00:22:48,062 --> 00:22:50,020 Okay, come on, get out of there. 344 00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:52,675 'Hurry up!' 345 00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:58,420 We got to find out why you're chauffeuring a bomb. 346 00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:03,860 Okay. 347 00:23:03,904 --> 00:23:05,819 - You got him, Ponch? - Yeah. 348 00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:07,342 Alright. 349 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:12,173 Now, put your left hand on your head. 350 00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:14,349 What do you mean, a bomb? What kind? 351 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,307 I ain't talking. 352 00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:17,831 Is it timed? 353 00:23:17,874 --> 00:23:19,223 When will it go off? 354 00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:21,095 I ain't talking. 355 00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:25,665 'Let's go nice and easy now. Let's go.' 356 00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:28,058 - Hey, Barry. - Shain, come here a minute. 357 00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:31,192 Listen, we've got a little problem. 358 00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:32,628 We've got a bomb in that limo. 359 00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:34,195 Well, we've gotta stop this traffic. 360 00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:36,632 Why don't we detour them off the off-ramp? 361 00:23:36,676 --> 00:23:39,200 Hold it up, right there. 362 00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:42,595 LA 15-7, Mary 3, Code 33. We have a bomb on the freeway. 363 00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:45,511 Folks, will you please move down the shoulder of the freeway. 364 00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:47,208 Further down here, please. 365 00:23:47,251 --> 00:23:49,340 '7 Mary 3, what's your 10-20?' 366 00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:51,908 We're 10-97 southbound Hollywood Freeway at Belmont. 367 00:23:51,952 --> 00:23:53,519 The freeway is blocked. 368 00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:56,783 Notify Sheriff's Department, uh, bomb squad and S4. 369 00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:09,491 Help me. So.. 370 00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:15,541 S-some-somebody, hel-help me! 371 00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:18,239 Somebody, help me, please! 372 00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:22,112 'Somebody, help me.' 373 00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:25,028 Please. Please. 374 00:24:25,072 --> 00:24:27,117 Help me, p-please. 375 00:24:28,597 --> 00:24:31,948 Try to calm yourself. Help's on its way. 376 00:24:31,992 --> 00:24:33,689 Come on, Baker, let's pull him out. 377 00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:35,822 Ooh. Just wait. Easy. 378 00:24:35,865 --> 00:24:37,650 - Here we go. - Okay, ready? 379 00:24:37,693 --> 00:24:39,869 Oh, no! Wait, wait, please, wait. 380 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:41,567 'Alright, stay calm.' 381 00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:47,790 No way we're gonna get him out of there. 382 00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:50,227 'It's just locked in too tight.' 383 00:25:01,717 --> 00:25:04,503 Hey, listen, uh. Try and stay calm, okay? 384 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:07,375 We're gonna have you out of here in no time. Help's already here. 385 00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:12,206 - What's it look like? - Got a bomb in the back seat. 386 00:25:12,249 --> 00:25:14,338 and a victim's pinned on the other side of my partner. 387 00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:16,515 'Alright, we're gonna have to make a hand entry' 388 00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,168 'into the device.' 389 00:25:21,868 --> 00:25:23,347 Hey, how you doing? 390 00:25:24,392 --> 00:25:25,828 I've seen better days. 391 00:25:25,872 --> 00:25:27,482 Listen, um.. 392 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,310 We're gonna have you out of here in a flash 393 00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:31,747 'so just hang in, okay?' 394 00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:34,315 I guess I could fit that on my schedule. 395 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:37,448 Besides... 396 00:25:37,492 --> 00:25:40,060 I don't think I'm going anywhere with that. 397 00:25:41,278 --> 00:25:42,976 Yeah, I guess, uh 398 00:25:43,019 --> 00:25:45,500 it does have a scratch or two, doesn't it? 399 00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:52,725 Easy, easy. Take it easy. 400 00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:56,337 Hey, what's going on? 401 00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:57,817 Uh, it's nothing to worry about. 402 00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,209 - Who else you tryin' to kid? - Hey, listen. 403 00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:00,733 I know a bomb squad when I see one. 404 00:26:00,776 --> 00:26:03,344 It's just a precautionary measure, alright? 405 00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:04,911 Why don't you step back there with the rest of the people? 406 00:26:04,954 --> 00:26:06,347 Thank you. 407 00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,145 What's going on over there? 408 00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:23,930 Oh, they're just trying to move the car. 409 00:26:23,973 --> 00:26:26,585 No, they're not. They're wearing asbestos. 410 00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:28,021 You don't need that to move a car. 411 00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:29,762 Hey, hey, try to calm yourself, okay? 412 00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:30,980 It's gonna be alright. 413 00:27:04,579 --> 00:27:06,537 I sure hope they defuse that baby. 414 00:27:06,581 --> 00:27:07,930 Yeah, me too. 415 00:27:33,477 --> 00:27:34,827 I know what's wrong. 416 00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:37,220 - There's nothing wrong. - Asbestos. 417 00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:39,788 That means fire or bomb. 418 00:27:39,832 --> 00:27:42,182 And I-I don't smell any smoke. 419 00:27:43,966 --> 00:27:45,185 It's a bomb, isn't it? 420 00:27:45,228 --> 00:27:46,708 Hey, take it easy, take it easy. 421 00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:48,231 Don't move. You'll just hurt yourself. 422 00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:32,014 Just tell me, will you? There's a bomb in this car, isn't there? 423 00:28:37,846 --> 00:28:40,762 Listen to me. Listen to me. 424 00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:43,983 There was a bomb, but it's gone now. 425 00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:48,422 Are we safe? 426 00:28:48,465 --> 00:28:50,859 Yeah, we're safe. 427 00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:54,645 And you-you stayed with me. 428 00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:57,431 Even though that thing could've gone off any minute. 429 00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:59,912 Well, hey, you fit me into your schedule. 430 00:28:59,955 --> 00:29:01,870 It was the least I could do. 431 00:29:03,872 --> 00:29:05,091 Thanks. 432 00:29:16,406 --> 00:29:17,799 'Who's there?' 433 00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:20,410 It's me, Ponch. I brought my TV set over. 434 00:29:20,454 --> 00:29:22,499 'Okay, yeah, well, hang on a minute.' 435 00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:23,805 You've got company, huh? 436 00:29:23,849 --> 00:29:26,199 'Uh, yeah, yeah, I got company.' 437 00:29:26,242 --> 00:29:27,287 Sounds like a.. 438 00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:30,290 ...secretary. 439 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:31,900 Hey, Ponch, wait a minute, wait a minute, listen. 440 00:29:31,944 --> 00:29:33,554 I'll fix your TV for you, okay? 441 00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:35,121 But it's gonna take a while, so why don't you leave? 442 00:29:35,164 --> 00:29:36,905 Hey, come on. I missed the game tonight. 443 00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:39,168 It'll probably just take you a few minutes, Jon. 444 00:29:39,212 --> 00:29:40,822 Yeah, okay. 445 00:29:40,866 --> 00:29:44,347 I'll put it on the counter here and check it out, alright? 446 00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:46,610 You know, I really like this place, Jon. 447 00:29:46,654 --> 00:29:48,395 You know, you know how to live. 448 00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:50,223 Turnstile in the kitchen, I like that. 449 00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:53,487 'And this pay phone, I think that's great.' 450 00:29:53,530 --> 00:29:55,619 Ah, I just think it's your reset button, Ponch. 451 00:29:55,663 --> 00:29:58,318 A saddle, a lasso. Whoo! 452 00:29:58,361 --> 00:30:01,625 A stereo, books, typewriter. 453 00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:04,367 Hey, Jon, what do you got? A secretary in there, huh? 454 00:30:04,411 --> 00:30:06,152 Bulletin board? Bulletin board? 455 00:30:06,195 --> 00:30:07,849 Uh, hey, Ponch, wait a minute. 456 00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:09,503 - Hey, what's this stuff? - Just a minute, okay? 457 00:30:09,546 --> 00:30:11,679 Wait a minute. Look at me, would you? This is private, okay? 458 00:30:11,722 --> 00:30:14,247 Now, I'll let you read it when I'm finished. 459 00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:17,598 "Ponch falls in glue." 460 00:30:18,686 --> 00:30:19,948 '"Ponch loses motorcycle."' 461 00:30:21,384 --> 00:30:23,082 '"Ponch burns hole in pants."' 462 00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:24,474 'Uh, yeah.' 463 00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:26,172 "Ponch falls in the mud?" 464 00:30:26,215 --> 00:30:29,392 - Uh.. - Hey, you're writing a book! 465 00:30:29,436 --> 00:30:31,917 - Don't get excited. I can-- - You're writing about me! 466 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,396 How could you do this to me, Jon? 467 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,398 - Ponch, don't worry, okay? - Don't worry? 468 00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:36,660 What do you mean, don't worry? 469 00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:38,227 What Getraer doesn't have in my jacket 470 00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:39,750 you got on that board right there! 471 00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:41,578 You're putting nails in my coffin, partner. 472 00:30:41,622 --> 00:30:43,232 Ponch, relax, don't worry. 473 00:30:43,276 --> 00:30:46,409 Now, look it. I didn't even use your name. Look. 474 00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:49,760 - "Frank Ponchiriblo?" - 'Kinda catchy, huh?' 475 00:30:49,804 --> 00:30:51,937 I didn't really think of it. It was Mrs. Downey. 476 00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:54,417 Remember, the lady with cookies? 477 00:30:54,461 --> 00:30:56,942 Yeah, that's great, I just hope you know how to spell it 478 00:30:56,985 --> 00:30:58,508 when you put it on my tombstone. 479 00:30:58,552 --> 00:31:00,771 Come on, Ponch. You're gonna like it, okay? 480 00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:02,295 Baloney. 481 00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:04,906 Jon, think of the probation, the unemployment. 482 00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:07,909 Hey, how about fame and fortune, I'm.. 483 00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:10,129 Hey, what's Getraer doing on there? 484 00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:14,524 'I don't know. Let's listen.' 485 00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:16,918 The Tollbooth Bandits, as they refer to them 486 00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:18,137 have struck again. 487 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:19,660 'The latest robbery took place' 488 00:31:19,703 --> 00:31:21,705 'at the Trestle Bridge down the Marina Area' 489 00:31:21,749 --> 00:31:23,490 'except this time was a little more intricate.' 490 00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:26,449 Uh, it started at the First Securities Bank 491 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:28,451 'where the suspects staked out their victim.' 492 00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:32,325 'A, um, bonded-money courier, who was picking up $50,000.' 493 00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:14,149 '...disappeared quickly in a stolen sports car.' 494 00:32:14,193 --> 00:32:15,672 But you can rest assure 495 00:32:15,716 --> 00:32:17,936 that we have every available man alerted 496 00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:20,112 to keep an eye out for these suspects. 497 00:32:20,155 --> 00:32:21,983 'Well, thank you very much.' 498 00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:25,030 Sergeant Joseph Getraer from the Central Los Angeles office 499 00:32:25,073 --> 00:32:27,032 of the California Highway Patrol. 500 00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:28,947 'You know those dudes are relentless.' 501 00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:32,602 Yeah, righteous bandits who deserve a righteous bust. 502 00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:34,822 That's pretty good, Ponch. righteous bandits. 503 00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:37,694 Listen, uh, you better get going or you'll miss the game. 504 00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:39,348 Hey, Jon, this book of yours 505 00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:40,915 this isn't such a hot idea, you know? 506 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,395 Hey, come on on, Ponch, you're gonna love it. 507 00:32:42,438 --> 00:32:44,223 I'll tell you what, come out to Diamond Lane tomorrow 508 00:32:44,266 --> 00:32:45,833 half-hour earlier, and I'll let you read 509 00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:47,922 some of my stuff, okay? 510 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,228 Okay, I guess that couldn't hurt. 511 00:32:49,271 --> 00:32:52,100 But remember, my career's on the line. 512 00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:55,103 - Hey, Ponch. - What? 513 00:32:55,147 --> 00:32:56,887 Oh.. 514 00:32:56,931 --> 00:32:57,976 Thanks. 515 00:32:59,455 --> 00:33:01,501 Enjoy the game, alright? 516 00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:08,682 "Francis Ponchiriblo." 517 00:33:18,953 --> 00:33:21,434 '"The sleek black limousine sped by us' 518 00:33:21,477 --> 00:33:24,045 "as if attempting to break--" 519 00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:25,568 Hey, you listening? 520 00:33:25,612 --> 00:33:27,135 Yeah, yeah. 521 00:33:27,179 --> 00:33:28,745 "To break the sound barrier 522 00:33:28,789 --> 00:33:33,185 "when my partner, Francis Ponchiriblo, uh 523 00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:37,406 "heroically took off in hot pursuit." 524 00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:39,017 Heroically? 525 00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:43,630 Yeah, yeah, you're right. 526 00:33:43,673 --> 00:33:45,588 I guess I was heroic. 527 00:33:45,632 --> 00:33:47,373 Right. 528 00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:51,942 "And with the bomb in the limo ticking away precious seconds.." 529 00:33:51,986 --> 00:33:53,988 Tick, tick, tick. 530 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,121 "...my partner risked his young life 531 00:33:56,164 --> 00:33:58,166 "by fearlessly protecting 532 00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:00,603 "and comforting an innocent victim." 533 00:34:03,606 --> 00:34:05,782 The public's gonna read that about me? 534 00:34:07,654 --> 00:34:10,265 You know, they might even ask for autographs and pictures. 535 00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:11,875 'Yeah, yeah, it could be, Ponch.' 536 00:34:11,919 --> 00:34:13,747 'Now, here, get this one, okay?' 537 00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:17,620 When suddenly, my partner, Francis Ponchiriblo.. 538 00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:20,841 ...like a Ro.. 539 00:34:20,884 --> 00:34:22,973 Like a Roman soldier 540 00:34:23,017 --> 00:34:25,106 'gunned his mighty two-wheeled stallion.' 541 00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:28,849 Roman soldier. 542 00:34:28,892 --> 00:34:30,503 Whoo! I like that. 543 00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:32,896 Yeah. And listen to this, I knew you would. 544 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:35,986 And as he's coming down the runway, he.. 545 00:34:38,554 --> 00:34:40,513 We got one, Ponch. 546 00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:45,300 He gunned his mighty two-wheeled stallion. 547 00:35:12,197 --> 00:35:15,374 Hey, Wambaugh, looks like three people to me. 548 00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:16,679 I don't think so, Ponch. 549 00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:51,410 Nice try. 550 00:35:51,453 --> 00:35:52,759 What do you mean, "nice try?" 551 00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:54,456 You can't drive in the Diamond Lane 552 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:56,197 unless you have two or more passengers. 553 00:35:56,241 --> 00:35:58,852 If you'll excuse me, I do have two passengers. 554 00:35:58,895 --> 00:36:01,333 'Where does it say that Zorro is not a passenger?' 555 00:36:03,552 --> 00:36:05,206 Hey, wait a minute. 556 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,947 I mean, humans are passengers, right? 557 00:36:06,990 --> 00:36:08,601 Not dogs. 558 00:36:08,644 --> 00:36:10,472 Well, I consider him to be human. 559 00:36:10,516 --> 00:36:12,474 And you better watch yourself, officer. 560 00:36:12,518 --> 00:36:14,824 'Zorro doesn't like being called a dog.' 561 00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:16,086 Oh. 562 00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:20,047 May I see your driver's license and registration, please? 563 00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:21,570 Believe me, you're wasting your time 564 00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:23,006 if you think I'm gonna pay this, I'll have you spending 565 00:36:23,050 --> 00:36:25,139 'half of your life in court.' 566 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,967 That's your privilege, sir. 567 00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:36,324 Uh, I'll get that for you, sir. 568 00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:45,855 Hey, Ponch. 569 00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:51,209 Mind stepping out of the vehicle, please? 570 00:36:56,779 --> 00:36:58,781 That stuff is none of your business. 571 00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:00,566 'To the rear, please.' 572 00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:05,614 Whoo! 573 00:37:05,658 --> 00:37:07,660 Get a load of that luggage. 574 00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:10,140 I'm telling you, this stuff is none of your business. 575 00:37:10,184 --> 00:37:13,056 Maybe, but you mind telling us what your business is? 576 00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:15,276 Appliances. 577 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,495 Yeah? 578 00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:19,889 - New appliances? - Yeah. 579 00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:22,065 Well, then how come there's crumbs in the toaster? 580 00:37:22,109 --> 00:37:24,285 We deal in, uh, used appliances also. 581 00:37:24,329 --> 00:37:27,027 Oh, yeah? Got any receipts for any of this stuff? 582 00:37:29,769 --> 00:37:31,031 Not on me. 583 00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:33,251 Where's your store? 584 00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,078 In Bakersfield. 585 00:37:35,122 --> 00:37:36,645 'Oh, yeah, Bakersfield? Hey, that's where I'm from.' 586 00:37:36,689 --> 00:37:38,299 Up by the Stockyards when you come down-- 587 00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:40,693 Actually, uh, it's not in Bakersfield. 588 00:37:40,736 --> 00:37:42,303 Closer to Lancaster. 589 00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:43,826 Yeah, that's right, Lancaster, yeah. 590 00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:45,437 'Well, isn't that funny?' 591 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,004 I'm from Lancaster. 592 00:37:48,048 --> 00:37:49,658 Born and raised there. 593 00:37:49,702 --> 00:37:52,357 - You were? - Yeah, kind of a small town. 594 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,446 - You know everybody. - You do? 595 00:37:54,489 --> 00:37:57,100 Yeah. But I don't remember you. 596 00:37:57,144 --> 00:37:59,102 Well, the town is-is not really Lan-- 597 00:37:59,146 --> 00:38:00,974 Listen, now, buddy, I think you ran out of cities. 598 00:38:01,017 --> 00:38:02,323 Now why don't you give me your driver's license 599 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:03,672 and registration okay? 600 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:12,420 Thanks a lot. 601 00:38:12,464 --> 00:38:14,683 Hey, here comes your ride. 602 00:38:23,823 --> 00:38:26,478 Jon, do you think you can write us so that I saw the dog first? 603 00:38:26,521 --> 00:38:28,958 I mean, I think it will read better in the book. 604 00:38:29,002 --> 00:38:30,482 Book? What book? 605 00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:32,005 Oh, Jon's writing a book. 606 00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:35,704 About us, our day-to-day experiences on the road. 607 00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:37,053 Is that true, Jon? 608 00:38:37,097 --> 00:38:38,794 Uh, yeah, sarge. 609 00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:41,362 I'm not too far along, but I got, uh.. 610 00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:43,364 Wait, you know, you can't just write a book 611 00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:45,975 about the department without asking questions. 612 00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:47,281 What do you mean? 613 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,675 First of all, it's gotta go to the captain. 614 00:38:49,718 --> 00:38:52,591 Then the division commander, the assistant commissioner. 615 00:38:54,462 --> 00:38:55,420 The, uh, commissioner. Get approved. 616 00:38:58,945 --> 00:39:00,425 'Then all the facts have to be cleared' 617 00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:02,340 'with our legal department up in Sacramento.' 618 00:39:02,383 --> 00:39:05,778 Then, of course, everything has to be done in triplicate. 619 00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:08,389 Triplicate? Why all the red tape? 620 00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:11,044 Well, the department's very sensitive about lawsuits. 621 00:39:11,087 --> 00:39:12,785 But so the attorney general's office 622 00:39:12,828 --> 00:39:14,308 is gonna have to get involved. 623 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:15,831 Oh, come on. Attorney general? 624 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:18,225 What do I have to do, take a loyalty oath? I mean-- 625 00:39:18,268 --> 00:39:21,228 Look, look, look. Let me explain. 626 00:39:21,271 --> 00:39:23,970 Look, all the stories about the CHP 627 00:39:24,013 --> 00:39:26,581 have to be portrayed to fit the image 628 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:29,541 of the officers involved, especially if they're factual. 629 00:39:29,584 --> 00:39:32,500 Oh, Jon's doing a great job about that, sarge. 630 00:39:32,544 --> 00:39:34,720 I'm a Roman soldier. 631 00:39:34,763 --> 00:39:36,765 You're a what? 632 00:39:36,809 --> 00:39:39,333 '15, 7 Adam LA, check a suspicious vehicle' 633 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:42,423 'a late-model Mercedes at Columbus Bridge tollbooth.' 634 00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:44,033 'Possible 211 suspects.' 635 00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:46,253 'Repeat, suspects are in a late-model Mercedes.' 636 00:39:46,296 --> 00:39:48,560 Uh, you Roman soldiers wanna roll on that? 637 00:39:49,343 --> 00:39:50,692 Come on, Ponch. 638 00:39:53,826 --> 00:39:55,305 Hey, have one for later. 639 00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:56,829 Thanks. 640 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:29,992 Call the police! 641 00:40:30,036 --> 00:40:32,299 - What happened? - I don't know, he got lucky. 642 00:40:32,342 --> 00:40:34,170 Yeah, well, we didn't. I flooded it. 643 00:40:34,214 --> 00:40:36,434 Well, come on, let's find another car. 644 00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:42,265 Come on, be a nice lady, sit down over here. 645 00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:01,284 LA 7, Adam. 646 00:41:01,328 --> 00:41:03,069 '211 suspects have commandeered a Plymouth.' 647 00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:04,505 'They're traveling north' 648 00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:06,986 'on the Pacific Coast Highway near Oak.' 649 00:42:51,133 --> 00:42:52,570 He's not gonna make it. 650 00:43:02,928 --> 00:43:04,625 You alright? 651 00:43:14,330 --> 00:43:17,638 Okay, put your left hand on your head. 652 00:43:17,682 --> 00:43:20,467 Looks like your car racing days are over, buddy. 653 00:43:20,510 --> 00:43:23,383 You're lucky to walk away from this one too. 654 00:43:27,256 --> 00:43:28,997 Hey, Bar, Fritz. 655 00:43:29,041 --> 00:43:31,173 Do you wanna run them down to Parker? We'll do the paperwork. 656 00:43:31,217 --> 00:43:32,653 Will do. 657 00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:37,832 Whoo! 658 00:43:41,357 --> 00:43:42,924 You know, it's like you said 659 00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:45,318 uh, righteous criminals, righteous bust. 660 00:43:45,361 --> 00:43:48,277 But, uh, I do feel that it's your turn to do the paperwork. 661 00:43:48,321 --> 00:43:50,584 Yeah, sure, it will go like this. 662 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:54,370 The drawbridge raised like a giant cannon. 663 00:43:54,414 --> 00:43:55,894 No, no, no, that's no good. 664 00:43:55,937 --> 00:43:59,375 Maybe like this, the drawbridge raised like a giant-- 665 00:43:59,419 --> 00:44:01,160 Um.. 666 00:44:01,203 --> 00:44:03,641 Waking giant? 667 00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:06,469 Hey, that's perfect. That's perfect, Jon. 668 00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:11,126 Listen to this, we raced down the highway like a.. 669 00:44:11,170 --> 00:44:14,347 We raced down the highway like.. 670 00:44:14,390 --> 00:44:17,306 H-here, check this out. Maybe a.. 671 00:44:17,350 --> 00:44:21,093 Uh, uh, like a bullet searching for a target. 672 00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:24,052 Hey, I like that. 673 00:44:24,096 --> 00:44:26,315 You know, we got a bestseller here, Jon. 674 00:44:26,359 --> 00:44:27,665 Yeah. 675 00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:29,362 I mean, we can make a million.. 676 00:44:33,627 --> 00:44:35,585 What's the matter? 677 00:44:35,629 --> 00:44:37,675 Wh-what's this we stuff? 678 00:44:39,894 --> 00:44:42,810 Well, we're partners, aren't we? 679 00:44:55,867 --> 00:44:58,347 'It'll be great for the morale of the force. It really will.' 680 00:44:58,391 --> 00:44:59,914 'Cause you can tell it like it really is. 681 00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:02,090 Insight that's what makes it good. 682 00:45:02,134 --> 00:45:05,224 To learn that they've got guys like me and you on the team. 683 00:45:05,267 --> 00:45:07,269 And it will make a terrific movie. 684 00:45:07,313 --> 00:45:09,315 I wonder who'll get to play me. Maybe Jack Nicholson. 685 00:45:09,358 --> 00:45:11,143 I like him. But he's not good-looking enough. 686 00:45:11,186 --> 00:45:13,667 I'm sure he isn't, Ponch. You mind closing the door? 687 00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:15,495 Yeah, sure. 688 00:45:15,538 --> 00:45:17,062 Maybe we'll get Redford, huh? 689 00:45:17,105 --> 00:45:19,455 But he'll have to dye his hair, for sure. 690 00:45:19,499 --> 00:45:22,589 I better start figuring out what I wanna do with my royalty. 691 00:45:22,632 --> 00:45:24,069 That's a lot of money. 692 00:45:24,112 --> 00:45:25,592 I know the first thing I'm gonna do 693 00:45:25,635 --> 00:45:27,725 I'm gonna buy new shocks for my motor home. 694 00:45:27,768 --> 00:45:31,032 Yup. And then maybe I'll take a trip. 695 00:45:31,076 --> 00:45:32,773 'I'll go to Monte Carlo.' 696 00:45:34,296 --> 00:45:36,951 Hey, what are you doing? 697 00:45:36,995 --> 00:45:39,258 Hey, who am I kidding, Ponch? I mean, I'm no writer. 698 00:45:39,301 --> 00:45:41,739 Wait a minute. What do you mean you're no writer? 699 00:45:41,782 --> 00:45:43,175 Don't you remember, Jon? 700 00:45:43,218 --> 00:45:45,873 The sunlight dancing off the top of the cars? 701 00:45:45,917 --> 00:45:47,527 The Roman soldier who gunned 702 00:45:47,570 --> 00:45:49,529 his mighty two-wheeled stallion, huh? 703 00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:52,837 'The drawbridge that raised like a walking giant.' 704 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,664 Uh, waking giant, alright? 705 00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:56,579 Hey, either way, you're terrific, Jon. 706 00:45:56,623 --> 00:45:58,059 You're really great. 707 00:45:58,103 --> 00:45:59,800 Hey, Ponch, don't you understand? 708 00:45:59,844 --> 00:46:02,455 These are just adjectives. Adjectives I borrowed from-- 709 00:46:02,498 --> 00:46:03,717 I don't know, other people's novels 710 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,066 the dictionary, everywhere. 711 00:46:05,110 --> 00:46:06,546 'I mean, it's like Getraer said, huh?' 712 00:46:06,589 --> 00:46:08,809 It's all this re tape. Triplicate forms. 713 00:46:08,853 --> 00:46:10,115 Hey, I'm gonna be so old 714 00:46:10,158 --> 00:46:11,812 there's no way I can finish the book. 715 00:46:11,856 --> 00:46:14,772 No, that's nothing. I'll help you. 716 00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:17,600 Think of me, Jon, and my public out there. 717 00:46:17,644 --> 00:46:20,299 Yeah, I have been thinking of you, Ponch, and you know what? 718 00:46:20,342 --> 00:46:22,823 I do not really feel, sincerely 719 00:46:22,867 --> 00:46:27,567 that the public is ready for Francis Ponchiriblo. Huh. 720 00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:28,698 Hey.. 721 00:46:30,222 --> 00:46:31,527 Sorry, old buddy.